10.03.2003
A World Of My Own...
Whose world is this? | The world is yours, the world is yours! | It's mine, it's mine, it's mine | Whose world is this? | It's yours! | It's mine, it's mine, it's mine... ~Nas
Imagine that? A world of your own---nah fuck that---my own! Back in the day Kurtis Blow got me to thinking, What if I ruled the world? HA! HA! Imagine that...
If I ruled the world:
1. Anyone caught smoking would find their smelly ass in a big ass hole where they can puff themselves to death.
2. Anyone caught listening to the new princess of Hip-Hop and R&B would be confined to a 4 by 4 foot room with no window, a lifetime of batteries and only that bitch's CDs.
3. Basketball players would play in shorts with no underwear.
4. Wrestlers would be forced to take acting lessons.
5. Anita Baker would have to put out an album once a year.
6. Seal would pen and sing the national anthem.
7. Madonna would be hung. (Just kidding)
8. Whitney would have to produce those alledged receipts.
9. Tyson Beckford would be forced to wait on me hand and foot.
10. Theodore Witcher would have to do a sequel to love jones.
11. Anyone performing on Soul Train would be forced to sing.
12. Prince would be limited to one album per 2 years.
13. Angela Basset would win no less than 5 Oscars.
14. Punks would be released on DVD.
15. The Blacks would finally ban together.
16. The Whites would give us our 40 acres and a mule.
17. Everyone would be forced to watch Get On The Bus until they finally got it.
18. Spirituality would replace Religion.
19. People would say "I love you" and mean it, or face the consequences.
20. Black Men would father their children.
21. Black Women would nurture their children.
22. Black Children would go to school and actually learn something other than the latest slang.
23. Child Molesters would be be-headed.
24. Rapists, strangled to death.
25. Black Men would finally read something other than the sports section in the Daily News.
26. Black people would actually own and operate their own businesses without fear of failure.
27. Being lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgendered would be all the rage, and not looked upon as the least bit strange.
28. People would know who Dianne Reeves is.
29. Diana Ross would finally get her teeth cleaned.
30. Sex in the City would be forced to have an on-going person of color on their cast.
31. Shit would no longer smell.
32. Your friends would tell you how you really look in that outfit.
33. Women would stop trying to impress men by wearing shit that makes them so fucking uncomfortable.
34. Women would stopping shaving their eye-brows off only to replace it with a fake one.
35. Self-proclaimed thugs would actually give up the act, and get it together.
36. People who don't have it together would stop complaining about everybody else who don't have it together.
37. Black Films would get as much hype as White Films.
38. Corporate America, and all of their fucked up practices/beliefs/bullshit would be a thing of the past.
39. Black artists, writers, musicians, actors, entrepreneurs, professionals, and students would get the R-E-S-P-E-C-T they deserve.
40. Everyone and their mama would buy my new novel "I'm On My Way", in stores November 11th, 2003, and attend my book release party on November 15th, 2003 in NYC.
What would you do if you ruled the world?
Imagine that? A world of your own---nah fuck that---my own! Back in the day Kurtis Blow got me to thinking, What if I ruled the world? HA! HA! Imagine that...
If I ruled the world:
1. Anyone caught smoking would find their smelly ass in a big ass hole where they can puff themselves to death.
2. Anyone caught listening to the new princess of Hip-Hop and R&B would be confined to a 4 by 4 foot room with no window, a lifetime of batteries and only that bitch's CDs.
3. Basketball players would play in shorts with no underwear.
4. Wrestlers would be forced to take acting lessons.
5. Anita Baker would have to put out an album once a year.
6. Seal would pen and sing the national anthem.
7. Madonna would be hung. (Just kidding)
8. Whitney would have to produce those alledged receipts.
9. Tyson Beckford would be forced to wait on me hand and foot.
10. Theodore Witcher would have to do a sequel to love jones.
11. Anyone performing on Soul Train would be forced to sing.
12. Prince would be limited to one album per 2 years.
13. Angela Basset would win no less than 5 Oscars.
14. Punks would be released on DVD.
15. The Blacks would finally ban together.
16. The Whites would give us our 40 acres and a mule.
17. Everyone would be forced to watch Get On The Bus until they finally got it.
18. Spirituality would replace Religion.
19. People would say "I love you" and mean it, or face the consequences.
20. Black Men would father their children.
21. Black Women would nurture their children.
22. Black Children would go to school and actually learn something other than the latest slang.
23. Child Molesters would be be-headed.
24. Rapists, strangled to death.
25. Black Men would finally read something other than the sports section in the Daily News.
26. Black people would actually own and operate their own businesses without fear of failure.
27. Being lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgendered would be all the rage, and not looked upon as the least bit strange.
28. People would know who Dianne Reeves is.
29. Diana Ross would finally get her teeth cleaned.
30. Sex in the City would be forced to have an on-going person of color on their cast.
31. Shit would no longer smell.
32. Your friends would tell you how you really look in that outfit.
33. Women would stop trying to impress men by wearing shit that makes them so fucking uncomfortable.
34. Women would stopping shaving their eye-brows off only to replace it with a fake one.
35. Self-proclaimed thugs would actually give up the act, and get it together.
36. People who don't have it together would stop complaining about everybody else who don't have it together.
37. Black Films would get as much hype as White Films.
38. Corporate America, and all of their fucked up practices/beliefs/bullshit would be a thing of the past.
39. Black artists, writers, musicians, actors, entrepreneurs, professionals, and students would get the R-E-S-P-E-C-T they deserve.
40. Everyone and their mama would buy my new novel "I'm On My Way", in stores November 11th, 2003, and attend my book release party on November 15th, 2003 in NYC.
What would you do if you ruled the world?
